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Thursday, August 13th, 2009
Pleasure and Purpose

The handmaidens of the Order of Solace are each named for the exquisite service that best reflects their true calling. Their greatest delight is giving pleasure–devoted as they are to fulfilling the desires of the mind, the needs of the soul, and the cravings of the body.

Meet Stillness, called upon to soothe the conscience of a man in need of redemption after a shocking act from his sexual past. Then there’s Honesty, whose vow of Solace is to a prince looking for a submissive handmaiden. Instead, he gets the unexpected. And finally, Determination, a handmaiden confronted with a client lost in a haze of random sex and drugs. She has just the plan to literally whip her man into shape.

Saturday, August 1st, 2009
Dane Hart UNCUT! Okay, maybe a little cut.

Dude, you don’t even wanna KNOW the stuff we talk about when we cut.
Thursday, July 30th, 2009
Dane Hart Discuss Why We Haven’t Been Discussing

We’ve been bizzy, beaches!
Friday, July 17th, 2009
Megan’s Minions: It’s Weston Time!

Golly, I love the Internet. I really do. I know there’s a lot of junk to wade through, and yeah, social networking is a huge time suck and comes with its share of “issues” – but you gotta love how it enables people who’d never have met to meet one another. Don’t you?

I “met” Weston in the convoluted internet way of “friending” and “following” and I guess I was a lemming in there at some point because I ended up friending him on Facebook AND following him on Twitter (and maybe Myspace, too, god, it’s all become a blur) and then he was kind enough to share his time with me and give me this interview.

And yeah, he’s trying to blame me for his new IM habit, but I’m not taking the blame, people. You can lead a horse to water, but he’ll only drink it if he wants to.

On to the show!

First off, let me add that his name totally kicks ass. WESTON WALLS. How cool is that? He’s not only got one W, he’s got DOUBLE DOUBLE-YOUSE!

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Monday, July 13th, 2009
It’s still SUMMER!!!!

….oh, and another review of DEEPER!
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
c’mon and talk to me…

Webcam chat at Ustream

Monday, July 6th, 2009
Hi, Christopher, I’m Megan…

Music Monday!

So a few weeks ago I found this new singer (new to me, I’m pretty sure he’s been singing for a long time. Long enough not to be new.) Anyway, I bought his album from iTunes, but lo and behold! He’s got a whole bunch of songs up on Youtube! Songs he’s covered that you can’t even buy. BOO! BOO, Christopher Dallman, for making me love your version of When You Were Mine (wow, that takes me back to the good old days of long, hot summers listening to Prince and daydreaming about stuff my mother didn’t want me to think about!) but not making it available to buyyyyy!

And how about this one?

Phew.

Anyway, you know how it goes. If I love it, I want you to love it, too, I want you to have it. So here’s the deal. Post here with your favoritest summer song memory — the song, the summer, what it meant, what you think of when you hear it!

And I’ll draw a random winner to receive my VERY favorite Christopher Dallman song — Brand New Lover (which sadly, I can’t find on Youtube) — from iTunes! Again, as in the past, you must have iTunes enabled and be a US citizen, as I can’t send to non-US iTunes, and that’s the only way for me to get you the music.

Check him out at his website where you can listen to samples of his other songs. Though, sadly, I can’t seem to find a sample of Brand New Lover.



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Maybe on his Myspace page.

At any rate, YOU can win the song and give Christopher’s music a try, just do what I said to do and you could be the random winner!

Happy Summer, everyone!

M

PS– What the hell. Over My Head (which you CAN hear a sample of, just above!) is also a great song. I’ll give away a copy of that, too. And yes, since this is crossposted at my blog and Dane Hart Discuss, I’ll give away songs at both places.

Brand New Lover and Over My Head will go to two diff lucky winners at EACH blog, meaning I’m giving away four songs, total. US residents, must have iTunes. (I’m sorry, non-US’ers, but I’ve got a Jason Manns’ CD on the way that I’ll be able to give away internationally.)

PPS– bonus points if you can name the reference in the title of this blog

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Naked Dancing

Once again, I make a fool of myself for your viewing pleasure.
Saturday, June 20th, 2009
Summer Time, Summer Time

Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Dane Hart Discuss: Fetishes!

Warning…gross stuff.




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